souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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disarms:

goodbye my love

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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undersensitive:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

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heyh8r:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

omg
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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

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delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

seinfelcl:

this website sucks when nobody pays attention to me