urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
x x 169188

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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x x 261499

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

image

zooeyclairedeschanel:

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

saccharinesinger:

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

Lets do this one last time

Don’t dead open inside

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce