mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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farnilyjewels:

"surprise bit-"

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epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha