• me: i should probably think about joining a gym soon
  • me: *eats 6 cookies*
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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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surprisebitch:

why

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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svvitzerland:

live fast die young christs girls do it well
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kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

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unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.
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regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS
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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?
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mattismysmile:

jacobsmutsides:

lovingmagcon2:

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

Omfg what lol

goals

DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN
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